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About Bray

Here’s a lil’ secret, ‘kay? Back in the old days, prostitutes used to flash red lanterns so horny sailors knew where to dock—true story, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me when I heard it, made me laugh my ass off. “Red light, green light, let’s go!” I mutter, struttin’ up to her. She’s all, “Whatchu want, kid?” and I’m like, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, lady! I got needs!” She smirks, and I’m thinkin’, *This is my kingdom now, assholes!*—straight outta *Moonrise Kingdom* vibes.

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But then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! I’m like, “What the heck?!” Everyone’s scrambling. I grab my stuff and head for the exit. Turns out, it was just a drill. I’m standing outside with my coworkers, and we’re all laughing about it. “Best day ever!” I say sarcastically.

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