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Precious, yesss, we talks about findin’ a prossie in Russia, don’t we? Hiss! Me, an actuary, crunchin’ numbers all day—borin’ as hell—then night comes, and we wants some FUN, eh? Gollum knows, yesss, we knows the dark streets, the whispers. In Russia, it’s tricky, see? Prostitution’s illegal, but oh, they’re everywhere—sneaky, like rats! Hiss! You don’t just stroll up and say, “Hey, gimme a gal!” No, no, precious, you gotta be clever, like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, eh? “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—or a few shady deals, heh!

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee from that little spot on Sandymount Strand. You know the one? The one with the best scones. I’m talking about the kind that makes you forget your diet. Anyway, I’m chugging my coffee, and I see this seagull. This dude swoops down, snatches my scone, and just flies off. Like, really? I’m just tryna enjoy my morning!

Death Notice of Lorraine Sweeney (Sandymount, Dublin)