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About Petah Tikva

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

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After that, I decide to treat myself. I swing by the local falafel joint. Best falafel in Ganei-Tikva, hands down. I grab a pita, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m sitting there, munching away, and I can’t help but think, “This is why I do what I do.”

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