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So, picture this – some geezer’s hands slidin’ over ya, oil everywhere, proper slippery. It’s ancient, mate – goes back to them Tantric nutters in India, like 5,000 years ago. Little known fact: them monks weren’t just prayin’, they was kneadin’ flesh to “raise energy.” Mental, eh? Gets yer blood pumpin’, heart racin’ – not like some dodgy porno, but classier, sorta. Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – she’d slap me for sayin’ it, but it’s true!

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After what feels like an eternity, the shipment finally arrives. But wait, there’s more! The driver’s got the wrong address. I’m losing it. I’m like, “Bro, we’re in Mevasseret Tsiyyon, not Tel Aviv!” He just shrugs. I can’t even. I’m ready to pull my hair out.