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So, erotic-massage – it’s old, like ancient old. Greeks did it, Romans too, probs naked. They called it somethin’ fancy, like “touch therapy,” but we know the deal. It’s legal in some spots, shady in others – makes me mad! Why judge the rubdown, huh? I’m happy tho, ‘cause it’s artsy. Takes skill, not just slappin’ oil everywhere. Fun fact: Japan’s got this Nuru style, slippery as hell, seaweed gel and all. Surprised me, honestly – seaweed? Really? “You’re tearing me apart!” – Cronenberg would get it.

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I get there, and Mr. Whiskers is just chillin’ up there, looking down at us like we’re the ones who need rescuing. I’m like, “C’mon, dude, you’re a cat! Just jump!” But no, he’s too busy posing. I finally manage to coax him down with some treats. The crowd goes wild! I’m a hero for like five minutes. Then, someone asks for a selfie with me. I’m like, “Uh, sure, but can we not make this a thing?”

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