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About Petah Tikva

Picture dis – me, jammin’ to "Whore" in me room, speakers blastin’, neighbors bangin’ da wall like, “Shut it, you div!” I’m like, “Nah, fam, dis is art!” Bit like Remy sneakin’ round da kitchen – gotta risk it for da biscuit, yeah? Funniest thing, once saw a bloke at a gig wearin’ a shirt sayin’ “Whore’s Me Hero” – typo an’ all, made me cackle, proper muppet!

First customer rolls in. It’s this old dude, Yossi. He’s a regular, always orders a Goldstar. He sits at the bar, and I’m like, “What’s up, Yossi?” He goes, “Just trying to survive another day.” Classic Yossi.

Full coverage of Maccabi Tel Aviv vs Hapoel Be'er Sheva game on Saturday 18th of May at 17:30 including match guide, data analysis, probability analysis, standings, previous meetings and form guide.