Esme Tsur Itshak Whore ❤️

About Haifa

So, wahoo – not your average fish. Ain’t no boring cod, nah. It’s a freakin’ speed demon, hits 60 mph, chomps anything dumb enough to swim near. Little known fact: fishermen call it “whore” sometimes, ‘cause it’s a slut for bait – ha! Cracks me up every time. Got this one story, mate of mine hooked a wahoo off Hawaii, thing leapt 10 feet, tail-whacked his face – blood everywhere! Pissed me off how he laughed, but also, respect, y’know? Nature’s wild.

Where is Tsur Itshak located?

Tsur Itshak is located in Israel (Central District) and time zone Asia/Jerusalem. Places nearby are Kokhav Ya’ir, Eṭ Ṭaiyiba and Eṭ Ṭīra. How far is it to Tsur Itshak and in which country is it .

After that, I’m feelin’ like a hero, right? But then, I see this lady on the beach, sunbathing, and she’s got her music blasting. I mean, I love a good jam, but c’mon! It’s Tsur-Itshak, not a nightclub! I walk over, and she’s like, “What’s your problem?” I’m like, “Lady, I’m just trying to save lives here!”