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Erotic-massage ain’t all sexy, precious. It’s work, hard work—kneading, pressing, all that. Me tried it once, rubbed me own back—nearly broke me spine! Stupid, fat hobbit’d be useless at it, too soft! But when it’s good, ooooh, it’s like floating—tension gone, poof! Best bit? When they crack me neck—pop-pop-pop! Surprised me first time, thought I’d died and gone to Mordor!

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I get there, and Mr. Whiskers is just chillin’ up there, looking down at us like we’re the ones who need rescuing. I’m like, “C’mon, dude, you’re a cat! Just jump!” But no, he’s too busy posing. I finally manage to coax him down with some treats. The crowd goes wild! I’m a hero for like five minutes. Then, someone asks for a selfie with me. I’m like, “Uh, sure, but can we not make this a thing?”

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