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Little fact for ya—back in the day, whores wasn’t just street folk. Naw, some was high-class, rollin’ with kings, spillin’ tea nobody else knew! This one chick I heard ‘bout? Swore she bedded a mayor *and* his cousin—same night! I was like, “Halleluyer, that’s a double feature!” Got me laughin’ so hard I near choked on my gum—spit it right out the window, mid-lesson! Student was like, “Madea, you okay?” I said, “Chile, I’m fine, just picturin’ her jugglin’ them fools!”

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Netivot enjoys a steppe (or semi-arid) climate in accordance with the Köppen-Geiger classification. The yearly average maximum temperature in Netivot is 81°F (ranging from 65°F .

But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Yossi. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the market on HaRav Kook Street. They got fresh pomegranates!” I’m like, “Pomegranates? Really?” But Yossi’s got this way of making everything sound epic. So, I’m like, “Fine, I’ll check it out.”

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