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Here’s the quirky bit—met her once, swear she winked at me, old Gandalf! Thought, “Blimey, am I in the game?”—nah, just her magic. She’s got stories, too—heard she tricked some lord outta his gold once, left him pantsless in a barn. Hilarious! Total legend. Surprised me how she’s so… human, y’know? Not just a whore, but a bloody tornado of a person.

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Rishon-LeZion. Israel. Dr Marcus Melo. Flor de Santana, Apt. Edificio Parnamirum. Case Forte. Pernambuco 52 Recife, Brazil. Dr Philip Mendes.

Anyway, Yossi shows up, and he’s all hyped about this new game release. I’m like, “Dude, we’re in Rishon, not some gaming convention!” But he drags me to this gaming café on Herzl St. It’s got all the latest consoles and PCs. I’m talking top-notch stuff. We sit down, and I’m ready to crush him in some FIFA.