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Now, here’s the dirt—did ya know whores in history got used in early clinical trials? Yeah, back in the day, docs tested syphillis cures on ‘em. Nasty stuff, right? Made me angry—usin’ people like lab rats, even if they’re whores. But also—kinda impressed. They survived that crap. Tough as nails, some of ‘em. This one I’m studyin’, though? She’s more like Haku—pretty face, lost soul, draggin’ me into her chaos. “Don’t leave me, I’ll die!” she’d whine, and I’d just roll my eyes. Die then, see if I care.

The Tempest | Pericles

So, I’m hammering away, trying to get this barrel done for some fancy restaurant on Strandgata. I’m in the zone, right? Then, BAM! My hammer slips, and I smash my thumb. Ouch! I’m hopping around like a madman, cursing in Icelandic and English. “Þetta er ekki í lagi!” (This is not okay!) My buddy Jón comes over, laughing his head off. “You should’ve seen your face!” Thanks, Jón. Real supportive.

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