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About Seltjarnarnes

Picture this—me, strollin’ into some dodgy brothel, all cool-like. Dim lights, cheap perfume, girls givin’ me the eye. It’s a maze, mate, a bleedin’ labyrinth of vice. “We need to go deeper,” I mutter to myself, smirkin’, cos it’s a brothel, innit? Layers on layers—girls, rooms, secrets. Once heard a tale—some punter in Amsterdam’s Red Light District got so pissed, he paid double thinkin’ he’d unlocked a “secret level.” Bloke thought he was Cobb, plantin’ secrets in a tart’s head. Hilarious, but sad—wanker lost his watch too.

Your guide to Borgarnes, Iceland

I'm making the most of Borgarnes and find-a-prostitute is nifty! You make my heart race. With Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge and Full Body Sensual Massage.

But then, outta nowhere, it starts raining. Like, pouring. Everyone’s scrambling for cover, and I’m just laughing. “Classic Iceland!” I shout. I mean, it’s like the weather has a personality here.

Weak mag. 2.0 earthquake - Iceland: 27.5 km N of Borgarnes on Tuesday, Aug 13, 2024, at 06:15 pm (Reykjavik time)