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Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels, Southern style—Dr. Phil comin’ atcha! I reckon it’s a wild ol’ world, them houses of ill repute. Been around forever, right? Like, even back in them Bible days—shocked me silly when I read that! How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Folks sneakin’ round, payin’ for a good time. Makes me madder’n a wet hen thinkin’ ‘bout the shady side—girls stuck there, no way out. But then, I get all tickled pink hearin’ some ol’ tales. Like, didja know Nevada’s got legal ones? Bunny Ranch, y’all! Been on TV an’ everythin’!

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Anyway, I shake it off and grab a coffee at a place called Kaffitár. Best coffee ever! I’m talking about that rich, dark goodness that makes you feel alive. I’m sipping, and suddenly, this guy walks in. He’s wearing a Viking helmet. No joke. I’m like, “Dude, it’s not a costume party.” But hey, it’s Reykjavik. Anything goes, right?

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