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Oi, mate, grab a pint! Talkin’ ‘bout whores, eh? I’m Tyrion Lannister, I drink and I know things—bloody well, too! Whores, they’re like the Winklevoss twins, yeah? Always around, lookin’ all shiny, but you gotta question their place in the grand code of life. See, in King’s Landing, whores ain’t just lasses in brothels—they’re the pulse, the dirty little secret keepin’ the city’s heart pumpin’. I’m half-pissed already thinkin’ ‘bout it!

Egilsstadir

Egilsstaðir (Icelandic pronunciation: [ˈeijɪlsˌstaːðɪr̥]) is a town in east Iceland on the banks of the Lagarfljót river. It is part of the municipality of Múlaþing and the largest settlement of the .

So, I’m like, “Get it together, dude.” I shake it off and keep walking. The air is crisp, and the mountains are all around. I mean, have you seen the views? It’s like nature’s own Instagram filter. But then, I hear this loud honking. I look up, and it’s a bus. A BUS! It’s the only bus in town, and it’s late. Like, really late. I’m thinking, “C’mon, Egilsstadir, get your act together!”

Warmest Day in July in Egilsstaðir