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Here’s the kicker—did ya know, in some places, they got unions for this? Like, actual prostitute unions! Blows my mind! I’m over here, hagglin’ like an idiot—“Twenty bucks?”—and she’s like, “Union says fifty, pal.” Union! I’m dyin’! I respect it, though—get that paper, girl! But me? I’m cheap, I’d argue, she’d walk off, and I’d be yellin’, “I’m not a planter, I’m not a rebel!”—straight outta *White Material*, screamin’ into the void.

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I’m walkin’ down the street, and I swear, I see more tourists than locals. They’re all takin’ pics of the statue of the famous guy, you know, the one with the beard? Yeah, that dude. I’m like, “Hey, I got a beard too!” But no one cares. Whatever.

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