Aurora Selfoss Brothel ❤️

About Akureyri

So, picture this—dingy shack, right? Smells like sweat and regret. Girls with painted faces, swaying like branches in a storm. Used to be a brothel in King’s Landing—hidden under a bakery, sneaky bastards. Bread upstairs, beds downstairs. Little known fact: they’d smuggle whores in flour sacks! Wild, huh? Made me laugh, then gag. Imagine the yeast jokes—gross.

Eat & Drink

Selfoss is located in the heart of the Golden Circle and South Coast Routes, yet only forty minutes’ drive from Reykjavík. Many of Iceland’s most amazing natural wonders and activities .

Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

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