Willow Selfoss Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Gardabaer

Little fact—Victorian whores used secret codes. Perfume signals! Lavender for “I’m free,” rose for “Back off.” Sneaky, smart—Remy’d approve, “Great cooking’s about timing.” Whore’s timing? Perfect. Slays me every time. Surprised the hell outta me—thought they just winged it. Nope, pros.

Skyrland Exhibition

Whether you intend to stay at a hotel in Selfoss or just stop when exploring Iceland on a self-drive tour, there are plenty of things to do and see in Selfoss that make it a worthwhile place to explore.

Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

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