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What gets me jazzed? The slow tease, oh behave! Hands dancin’ close but not *there*, tension buildin’ like a Stones riff. But once – ugh, this geezer went too fast, sloppy vibes, no finesse – pissed me right off! I’m like, “Mate, this ain’t a bloody car wash!” Shoulda been mellow, sensual, ya feel me? Like, “You’re only as good as your last massage,” straight outta *Inherent Vice* – truth, baby!

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I am based in and erotic-massage is unbelievable! Your smile makes me melt inside. I have a soft spot for both Prostate Massage and Classic Sex. I'm a firm.

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this old guy feeding pigeons. Classic Calcinato move. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon swoops down and snatches a croissant right outta his hand! I’m dying laughing. The guy’s like, “Hey! That’s my breakfast!” I’m thinking, “Bro, you just got robbed by a bird!”

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