Delilah Cernobbio Whore ❤️❤️

About Genoa

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not the dodgy sort, mind ya, but that word just rattles round me noggin like a bloody pinata at a team-building sesh! I’m David Brent, Regional Manager, Wernham Hogg royalty, yeah? And I reckon I’ve got the inside scoop on this, cos I’ve seen Zero Dark Thirty – Kathryn Bigelow, 2012, pure genius innit – and it’s got me thinkin’ deep, like proper philosophical about whores an’ that.

Cernobbio: The lake and an ancient village between villas and art

Escort, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

I rush over to Villa Erba. It’s stunning, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna get hitched there? But the bride? Total diva. She’s freaking out about the flowers. “They’re not the right shade of pink!” I mean, c’mon! It’s a wedding, not a fashion show!

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