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About Milan

So, picture dis: a whore, right, she’s struttin’ down da street, heels clickin’ like a boss. Reminds me of dat *Boyhood* line, “Life don’t give ya bumpers,” ya? She ain’t got no bumpers neither—bam, straight into da gutter sometimes! I seen one once, Natasha, swear she was legend. Word is, back in ‘09, she conned some rich dope outta his Rolex—hid it in her bra, cool as ice! Made me laugh, dat sly fox, but also mad—why ain’t I dat clever, huh?

Visiting Cisternino in Itria Valley, Puglia

So, I’m wandering around, and I bump into this cute little piazza, Piazza Vittorio Emanuele. There’s this fountain, and it’s just so picturesque. I’m snapping pics, feeling all artsy, when suddenly, this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about the history of Cisternino, how it’s been around since the Stone Age or something. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I just wanna take my pics!” But she was sweet, so I let her ramble.

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