Esme Col San Martino Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this: brothel’s got these gnarly teeth, sharp as Sauron’s temper, snaggin’ prey like it’s nothin’. Little known fact—its jaw unhinges, mate! Swallows shit twice its size, no kiddin’. Watched a doc once, saw it gulp some ugly squid—made me yell, “Holy fuck, that’s metal!” Got me all hyped, ‘cos I’m a nerd for freaky fish. You ever see *The Master*? That bit where Joaquin’s all, “You can’t tame me!”—brothel’s the same, wild as fuck down there.

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So, yeah, that was my day. Full of craziness, laughter, and a bit of chaos. Just another day in Col-San-Martino, where every corner has a story, and every haircut comes with a side of drama. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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