Eliza Cusano Whore ❤️

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Lemme hit you with somethin’—in medieval times, whores had guilds, legit unions! Blows my mind, organized as hell, payin’ taxes while knights were out slayin’ dragons. Bet they had better stories than me at the OVO Fest, swear. Makes me happy, tho, ‘cause they owned it. Power move. I’m like, “You do you, boo!” Then I get surprised—dictionary says "whore" can mean obsession too, like “attention whore.” Didn’t see that comin’, had me shook for a sec.

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Then, I decide to hit up this new pizzeria on Via Mazzini. I’m starving! I order a margherita, and it’s like heaven on a plate. I’m devouring it, and the owner comes over. He’s this big guy, all smiles. “How’s the pizza?” he asks. I’m like, “Dude, it’s life-changing!”

Washington State linebacker Frank Cusano signs with Wake Forest