Sarah Formello Whore ❤️

About Catania

Ooh, and the drama! Once saw a whore slap a guy—WHAM!—right outside my salon. He owed her cash, she wasn’t playin’! “My body’s my book,” she’d say, like that movie line, writin’ her story one trick at a time! *HAH-HAH-HAH!* Fran’s thinkin’, “You go, girl!” Tho, gotta admit, I’d never—my tush is too precious, hun! Whores tho, they’re bold, wild, unapologetic. Makes me wanna cheer, cry, and tip ‘em all at once! What a ride, right? *NANNY LAUGH* HAH-HAH-HAH!

Comune di Formello

The rest of the tour goes smoothly, thank goodness. We hit up the local market, and I’m trying to impress them with my knowledge of local cheeses. “This one’s pecorino, and it’s amazing!” But then, I accidentally knock over a stand. Cheese everywhere! I’m mortified.

Lazio-Empoli Primavera: draw at Formello, Empoli remains third-last