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Alright, so I’m Dr. House, sarcastic bastard, and yeah, everybody lies—especially when it comes to findin’ a prostitute. You think people are honest about that? Ha! I’m sittin’ here, leg throbbin’ like a bitch, poppin’ Vicodin, thinkin’ about this mess. Imagine me, limpimg down some grimy street, lookin’ for a hooker like it’s a damn Wes Anderson flick—quirky, messed-up, and a little too colorful. My fave movie’s *The Royal Tenenbaums*, so picture this: me, like Royal, sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” while I’m hagglin’ with some chick in fishnets. Classic.

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So, I finally make it to the market. It’s packed! People everywhere, haggling over tomatoes and olives. I’m just there, tryin’ to grab some fresh basil. I mean, what’s a gardener without basil, right? But then, I see this old lady, Nonna Rosa, and she’s got this huge basket of the freshest veggies. I’m like, “Nonna, you’re killin’ me!” She just laughs and offers me a ripe tomato. I swear, it was the best tomato I’ve ever had. Sweet, juicy, like a burst of sunshine. Made me forget about the cobblestone incident.

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