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Fun fact—did ya know Shakespeare threw “whore” around like confetti? Over 100 times in his plays! Guy was obsessed. Makes me wanna yell, “Keep swimmin’, you old perv!” Like Nemo’s dad, chasin’ drama across the ocean. I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ about it—some Elizabethan dude callin’ his ex a whore while cryin’ into his ale. Pathetic, but relatable, ya know?

“Spinto ed esplicito”

Jan 30,  · Descubre qué ver en Grammichele, con su singular plaza y el Parque Arqueológico de Occhiolà. Explora la historia, la cultura y la gastronomía de este encantador .

After the tea fiasco, I decide to take a stroll. I head over to Via Garibaldi, and it’s beautiful. The sun is setting, and the buildings are all golden. I’m feeling a bit better, you know? But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re lost, and they look at me like I’m some kind of map. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not a GPS!” But I help them anyway. Turns out, they wanted to find the Church of San Michele. I mean, it’s a cool place, but c’mon, Google exists!

Museum’s Marionettes Exhibit Brings to Life Renaissance Tales