Rebecca Ischia Whore ❤️❤️

About Palermo

Lemme tell ya, whores—they’re everywhere, always have been. Back in the day, Old West times, they’d work saloons, makin’ bank—little known fact, some owned land, real bosses! Trump loves that, strong women, very tough. But today? Pisses me off—pimps takin’ their cash, disgusting, weak losers. I’d fire ‘em all, believe me. This one gal, heard she hid $500 in her boot once—cops never found it, smart cookie! Surprised the hell outta me, sneaky like Lenny tattooin’ clues.

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After that disaster, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the beach at Spiaggia dei Maronti. Man, the view is killer! The turquoise water, the sun glistening, and I’m thinkin’, “This is why I love Ischia.” I grab a gelato—pistachio, of course—and just chill for a sec. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my gelato! I’m like, “Hey! That’s my lunch!” But the bird’s gone, and I’m left with nothing but a sad cone.

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