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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya—brothels ain’t just sex ‘n’ giggles. Nah, they’s gritty, grimy, glorious messes! Once heard ‘bout this one joint in Nevada—legal, mind ya—where the girls ran the show. No pimps, no bullshit, just them callin’ shots. Made me happy, yesss, precious power to the lasses! But then—ugh—heard ‘bout this other dump, all disease ‘n’ despair. Pissed me off somethin’ fierce—why’s it gotta be so rotten? “If you’re gonna invent somethin’, it should be perfect”—that’s what I’d tell ‘em, straight from Fincher’s flick!

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Then, I meet up with my buddy, Luca, at a bar on Via Garibaldi. We grab some drinks, and he starts telling me about his latest “adventure.” Turns out, he tried to impress a girl by cooking dinner. Spoiler alert: he burned the pasta. I’m dying laughing. “Bro, just stick to takeout!”

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