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I’m pissed tho—why ain’t I runnin’ one? I’d be the king, screamin’, “You need me, your cause!” like Lancaster Dodd in *The Master*. I’d charge double, ‘cause I’m Cartman, bitches! Respect my authoritah! Some chick prolly tried to scam me once—offered a “discount”—and I’m like, “Screw you, I ain’t no charity case!” Made me happy tho, thinkin’ I could outsmart ‘em. Prolly could—my brain’s a freakin’ goldmine.

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He shows me the space. It’s all modern and sleek, but I can tell he’s one of those guys who thinks he knows everything. He starts tellin’ me how to build the bookshelf. I’m like, “Buddy, I’ve been doin’ this for years. I got this.” But I just nod and smile. Gotta keep the peace, right?

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