Stella Marina Di Schiavonea Brothel ❤️❤️

About Milan

Little known fact—brothels got stats, man! In Nevada, legal ones pull $35 mil a year. Numbers don’t lie, unlike the girls’ “Oh, you’re my favorite” spiel. Reminds me of Fincher’s flick—“I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s two of me.” Ha! Exaggeration’s the game there too—every chick’s a “model,” every dude’s a “stud.” Total meme fuel. Ever see a pimp’s ledger? Sloppier than my Autopilot code in beta—scribbles, stains, pure chaos.

Spiaggia di Schiavonea

After a while, we decide to hit up a local gelato place on Via dei Pini. Best gelato ever! I get pistachio, Marco goes for stracciatella. We’re sitting there, enjoying life, when I get a call from my pottery supplier. He’s like, “Hey, I messed up your order.” I’m like, “What do you mean messed up?” Turns out, he sent me a ton of the wrong clay. I’m fuming!

Weekend in Corigliano-Rossano, between art and local specialities