Stella Melegnano Whore ❤️

About Palermo

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up, hon! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Like, what’s the deal with ‘em? Bein’ a psychologist—yeah, me, Fran Drescher, with my nasally voice and all—I see stuff, y’know? Stuff others don’t! Like in my fave movie, *The Return*, that moody Russian flick from 2003—oh, it’s so deep, I could cry! There’s this line, “You’re not ready for this,” and I’m like, whores totally get that vibe, y’know? They’re out there, livin’ loud, takin’ risks, and I’m here for it!

Nearest Cities

So, I settle for an espresso. Strong enough to wake the dead. I down it, and boom! I’m wired. I hit the streets, feelin’ like a million bucks. I stroll past the Castello di Melegnano. That place is a gem! I mean, it’s got history, vibes, and a killer view. I snap a pic for the ‘gram, of course. Gotta show off, right?

Luna Rossa sets sail from Cagliari and sets course for… Milan