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Oi mate, so I’m stumbling about, yeah, like a right plonker, tryna find a prossie—er, prostitute, y’know? Me, Mr. Bean, all wobbly legs, arms flailin’ like a windmill—oops, nearly toppled into a bin! *mumble mumble* “Gotta find her, gotta…” Picture this, yeah, I’m dodgin’ dodgy blokes in alleyways, smellin’ like old chips and regret. Reminds me o’ *Far From Heaven*, that flick I love—y’know, all that hidden desire rubbish? Cathy in her posh frocks, sneakin’ about, wantin’ what she can’t have. Me? I’m wantin’ a prossie, but I’m rubbish at this!

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Minturno, Italy Cities in Italy: Amalfi Amalfi Coast Bergamo Bologna Cinque Terre Florence Genoa Lake Como Lake Garda Liguria Lucca Milan Minturno Modena Naples Parma Perugia .

So, I drive outta Minturno, and I’m like, “What a day!” I can’t wait to tell my buddies about it. They won’t believe half of it. But that’s life, right? Full of surprises, just like a forest. You never know what you’re gonna find.

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