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Oh, and this one time—she’s describin’ a john, dude shows up in a clown outfit! I’m dyin’, fam, laughin’ so hard I drop my hammer. “YOLO,” I yell, “you can’t make this up!” She’s all, “Weirdest tip I ever got.” Prolly them gleaner vibes again—takin’ what comes, no matter how whack. *The Gleaners and I* got that line, “Waste not, want not”—Candy livin’ it, forreal.

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I’m fuming. I mean, who loses mink? I start pacing around, thinking about all the clients waiting for their custom coats. I can already hear them: “Where’s my fur, man?” I’m sweating bullets.

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