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About Milan

Here’s a mad one – in Amsterdam, yeah, they’ve got window girls, like a fuckin’ human Argos catalogue! Pick your lass, tap the glass, in you go. Saw it once, nearly pissed meself laughin’ – one punter tripped over his own feet, faceplanted the curb, lass just rolled her eyes. Surprised me, how normal it felt there – no shame, just business. Reckon I’d be a shite client, though – I’d be too busy takin’ the piss out the decor. “Nice curtains, love, your nan pick ‘em?”

1. Bellissimo/a

After my caffeine fix, I decided to stroll down to Piazza della Repubblica. It’s always buzzing with life. Street performers, old folks chatting, kids running around. I love it! But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and almost takes my sandwich! Like, chill, bird! I’m not your lunch! I swear, I was ready to throw hands with a pigeon.

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