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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—crutches propped up—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, ‘cause why not? Everybody lies, right? Spike Jonze’s *Her*—man, that flick’s my jam—got me wonderin’ if I’d rather date an OS or some chick off the street. “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” Scarlett’s voice purrs in my head, all sexy and fake. Kinda like a hooker’s promise, huh? Sarcasm’s my shield, so bear with me.

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Never-Ever, Patriot! P.S.: Albanian prostitutes in Athens are paid less than euros per month, due to the economic crisis.

So, I hit the streets, right? I’m walking down Via Roma, and it’s packed with locals. Everyone’s buzzing, chatting, and I’m just vibin’. But then, BAM! I step in a puddle. Like, who even leaves a puddle there? My shoes are soaked, and I’m like, “Great start, genius.”

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