Claire Piazza Whore ❤️

About Rome

Man, she pisses me off sometimes, struttin’ around like she owns Springfield. But—hah!—she’s kinda cool too, got guts. Reminds me of that *Inception* scene, “You mustn’t be afraid to dream bigger, darling!” Makes me laugh, ‘cause she’s livin’ it—big dreams, shady moves. Once saw her dodge a cop like a freakin’ ninja—swear, my jaw dropped! I was all, “Aye, caramba, she’s slick!”

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But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and lands on my shoulder. I freak out! Like, “Get off me, you feathered fiend!” Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just standing there, flapping my arms like a maniac. Seriously, who knew pigeons had such bad timing?

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