Lauren Porcia Whore ❤️

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Me, I’m a sucker for underdogs. Prostitutes? Total underdogs. Kinda like Remy, scamperin’ around, dodgin’ haters. “You’re a rat!”—nah, you’re a legend! I’d prolly suck at their job tho—too awkward, ha! Imagine me, “Uh, hi, want some… fun?”—disaster. Oh, and fun fact: Victorian hookers used arsenic makeup. Glowin’ skin, deadly price—metal as hell! Sometimes I wonder, what’s their fave movie? Bet it’s somethin’ gritty—not my *Ratatouille*, too wholesome.

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I am based in Porcia and find-a-prostitute is top-notch! You make my heart race. With Blowjob without Condom for extra charge and Dirtytalk, I.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I woke up in Porcia, right? This little gem in Italy, chillin’ between Pordenone and the mountains. I mean, it’s cute and all, but today? Ugh.

Eight people jailed for multi-million-pound conspiracy to supply cocaine