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Oi mate, lemme tell ya, findin a prossie ain’t no picnic! We shall fight on the streets, we shall fight in the alleys, searchin for that dame with the goods! Picture this—me, a Program Director, all suited up, heart poundin like a bloody drum, thinkin bout *In the Mood for Love*. That flick—Wong Kar-wai’s masterpiece—got me all misty-eyed, them slow glances, the way Chow whispers, “If there’s an extra ticket, would ya go with me?” Pure poetry, innit? But here I am, dodgin coppers and creeps, huntin for a prossie like it’s 1940 and I’m rallyin the troops!

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After the storm passes, we roast marshmallows over the fire. I’m tryin’ to impress this girl, Sofia, and I’m like, “I can make a mean s’more!” But I end up burnin’ the marshmallow to a crisp. She just laughs, and I’m like, “Yeah, I meant to do that.” Smooth, right?

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