Jasmine Progresso Whore ❤️❤️

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Favorite thing? Met this gal once—total legend. She’d laugh, “I’m a whore, so what?” Owned it, no shame—fuckin’ surprised me. Made me happy, like tractor purrin’ smooth. Little known fact—she’d tattoo clients’ secrets. Crazy, huh? Keeps it real, keeps it raw. Tho, sometimes I’m like—damn, society’s fucked. Whore gets the shit end, always. “The revolution needs whores!”—imagine Carlos sayin’ that, ha!

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My first stop is always at Jessica’s Pharmacy. Best prices, excellent service, and an adjoining bar where you can get a free frozen margarita. Arturo is the owner in the pharmacy, handsome as .

Next, we swing by the old market on Via Cavour. Man, the smells! Fresh bread, fish, and that weird cheese that smells like feet. I’m starving, but no time to eat. Marco’s gotta focus. But then, he spots a gelato stand. “Can we stop?” he asks. I’m like, “Dude, you’re driving, not on vacation!”

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