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Lemme tell ya, sexual-massage ain’t just some fancy spa crap. It’s got roots, man—way back, like ancient China or somethin’. Them old emperors had gals oilin’ ‘em up, callin’ it “healthcare”—ha! Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—well, ya can’t fool ol’ George again! I read somewhere—prolly on the interwebs—that them geishas in Japan did it too, sneaky-like, under the table. Little known fact: it was outlawed in Texas ‘round ‘03—pissed me off! Ain’t nobody tellin’ me how to unwind after dealin’ with Cheney’s grumpin’.

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Finally, I get to the beach. It’s packed! Families everywhere, kids screaming, and I’m just trying to find a spot to lay my towel. I finally find a little patch of sand, and I’m like, “Yes! Victory!” But then, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich. Like, what the heck? I’m just trying to enjoy my day, and now I’m a victim of seagull theft.

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