Ada Roccella Ionica Whore ❤️

About Milan

Oh, an’ dis one time – swear on my bunny tail – she danced naked under da moon, singin’ some ol’ tune. Freaky, wild, an’ kinda dope! “It’s not happening, it’s not happening” – I was mutterin’ dat to myself, watchin’ her spin like a loony toon. Ain’t no one else got da balls fer dat! She’s a mess, tho – smells like swamp water an’ cheap gin. Still, I dig her vibe sometimes, ya know?

Roccella Ionica​

But then, my phone buzzed. It was my buddy, asking if I wanted to game later. I was torn. I mean, I love gaming, but Roccella was calling me. I decided to stay out. I mean, how often do you get to chill in such a beautiful place?

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