Lucy San Marco Evangelista Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Naples

Rarrgh! So, listen up, mate, bout this whore biz. I’m sittin here, growlinn like a mad Wookiee, thinkin bout whores in Russia, right? Actuary life’s dull as hell—numbers, stats, blah—but whores? That’s where shit gets wild. Watched “The New World” again last night—Pocahontas runnin free, all pure an shit, then bam, here’s me, Chewbacca, stuck ponderin whores in Moscow. “The land was changed,” Malick says—fuck yeah, changed by these gals struttin round Red Square!

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Then, out of nowhere, I spot this cute girl. She’s at the gelato stand, and I’m like, “I gotta talk to her.” So, I muster up some courage and stroll over. I’m trying to play it cool, but I’m sweating bullets. I say something dumb like, “Nice gelato, huh?” Smooth, right? But she laughs, and we start chatting. Her name’s Sofia, and she’s from Naples. We hit it off, and I’m thinking, “This day just got a million times better!”

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