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But ugh, some places—total rip-off! This one guy, hands like sandpaper, I’m like, “Fear’s takin’ over, abort mission!” Made me so mad, I coulda screamed, “Disgust, where you at?!” False advertisin’, sayin’ “sensual bliss”—more like sensual miss! *HA-HA-HA!* Shoulda known, cheap neon sign screamin’ “massage” ain’t it.

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But then, BAM! Outta nowhere, this guy challenges me to a duel. I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m not in the mood.” But he’s persistent. So, we end up sparring in the square. It’s all fun and games until I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I land flat on my back, and the crowd goes wild. I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is how legends are made, folks!”

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