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Yo, what’s good, fam? Brothel, man—wild shit! I’m Eric Andre, chaos king, spillin’ tea on this. Picture this: dystopia, like *Children of Men*, right? “The world’s a brothel, bruh!”—no babies, just bangin’. I’m screamin’, “Where’s the hope, dawg?!” Walked into one—smelled like desperation and cheap cologne. Dudes payin’ for love, sad as fuck. Little known fact: oldest gig ever—5,000 years, Mesopotamia, strippers in temples! Holy hoes, Batman! Got me thinkin’, “Humanity’s screwed, man.”

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Then I hit up the market at Piazza della Libertà. Man, that place is always buzzing! Fresh produce, people chatting, the smell of fresh bread. I love it. But today? Ugh. This lady in front of me was taking FOREVER to pick her tomatoes. I mean, c’mon! They’re tomatoes, not diamonds! I was ready to scream, “Just grab one already!” But I kept my cool. Mostly.

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