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Now, here’s a tidbit—did ya know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Them Greeks, horny bastards, called it “body worship”—slappin’ oil on wrestlers, gettin’ frisky. Surprised me, that did! Thought it was just modern spa bollocks. Nah, it’s old as me dad’s grudges. Makes ya feel alive, tho—happy as a pig in shit. But it’s pricey, innit? Pissed me off once, paid a fortune and the bird barely touched me bits—robbed blind! “Blessed are the forgetful,” I growled—another *Eternal Sunshine* gem—wished I could erase that rip-off.

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Then, outta nowhere, my boss calls. He’s in a meeting in Palermo and wants a report. Like, dude, I’m not your personal assistant! But I just smile and nod. “Sure, I’ll get right on it.” Meanwhile, I’m thinking, “Why do I even put up with this?”

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