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About Florence

Right, so, it’s meant to relax ya, innit? But half the time you’re wonderin’ if they’ve got a degree in massage or just watched a YouTube vid pissed on cheap lager. Little fact for ya – back in the day, ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it some posh “healin’ touch” bollocks. Bet they didn’t have neon signs flashin’ “Happy Endings Here!” like these muppets today. Makes me angry, it does – proper riles me up – cos it’s all a con half the time, chargin’ 50 quid for a glorified tickle!

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First off, I head down Via Roma, and I’m already late. Classic me. I’m dodging tourists like they’re pigeons. Seriously, why do they walk so slow? I mean, c’mon, it’s not a catwalk! I finally get to the dairy farm, and the machines are all set up, but guess what? One of the milkers is acting up. Great. Just what I needed.

Spring blossoms draw visitors to northern Italy's natural park