Lydia Volvera Whore ❤️

About Milan

Surprised me, right, diggin’ into this – found out whores in ancient Rome had their own damn holiday. Lupercalia, some wild festival, runnin’ naked, whippin’ blokes with leather – mental! Imagine that now, eh? Streets full of tarts lashin’ bankers, I’d pay to see it! Adds a bit of spice, don’t it? Not just sad slags – they’ve got history, balls, fuckin’ chaos!

HEEEEY whore ♥ !

I get to the shop on Via Garibaldi, and it’s already buzzing. The smell of fresh bread from the bakery next door is killin’ me. I’m like, “Dude, I’m a butcher, not a baker!” But I can’t help it. I’m drooling. Anyway, I start slicing some prosciutto, and this old lady comes in. She’s a regular, always wants the best cuts. I’m like, “Sure, Nonna, I got you.” But then she starts talkin’ about her cat, and I’m just nodding, tryin’ to focus on the meat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger volverá a ser Conan ¿podrá?