Skylar Malnate Whore ❤️

About Turin

But yo, here’s a wild one—ever hear bout the Sacred Whores? Ancient temples, Mesopotamia vibes—priestesses bangin for the gods! Legit job, no shame! Blows my mind—imagine tellin that to some stuck-up prick now. “Sorry, Karen, I’m holy AF!” Haha, cracks me up every time. Wish I coulda signed that story to my deaf gran—she’d lose it!

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Malnate is a comune in the province of Varese, in the Italian region of Lombardy. It lies in a mountainous region approximately 30 miles north of Milan, in the foothills of the Alps near the .

Then, I get a call from my buddy Marco. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta check out this spot on Via Cavour!” I’m like, “What’s so special?” He says they’ve got the best gelato in town. Now, I’m a sucker for gelato, so I’m off! I find the place, and it’s packed. I’m standin’ in line, and this kid in front of me drops his cone. Ice cream everywhere! I’m tryin’ not to laugh, but c’mon, it’s hilarious!

' Garden of the Finzi Continis' (Published 1971)