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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, right! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – they’re bloody everywhere, ain’t they? Been analysin’ this as a biz analyst, yeah, and whores got a market, man! Like in *Dogville*, ya know, “The world’s a shithole!” – that’s where they thrive, innit? Supply, demand, dirty cash flowin’ – it’s mental! Saw this one bird, swear she was workin’ corners since Queen Victoria’s days – little known fact, some whores outlast empires, mate!

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Procida, a year-old comic and Norwood native, discusses these (and other) things on his Manwhore Podcast, which Esquire recently chose as one.

I clean up and head to the beach. The sun’s settin’, and it’s like the sky’s on fire. I meet up with Marco and the crew. We’re laughin’, drinkin’, and just chillin’. Then, outta nowhere, this guy starts playin’ guitar. He’s strummin’ some old Italian songs, and everyone’s singin’ along. It’s like a scene from a movie, ya know?

-2 days to VELA Cup Procida. 80 boats at the start, let’s get to 100!