Emma Procida Whore ❤️

About Rome

I’ll be back, ya, but first—whore’s got layers, man! Back in my Austrian village, dere was dis gal, everybody whispered, “She’s a whore!” But me, I saw her feedin’ chickens once—chickens, dude! Nobody talks dat part. She was tough, like Carlosರೀಕಾರಿತ್‌ರಿ‌ಗೆ‌ ಒಡಿಡಿ—like Carlos sayin’, “I don’t negotiate wid fools!” She didn’t care, just kept goin’. Made me laugh, ya, cos people judge quick, but she was out dere, survivin’! Dat’s strength, ya, pure muscle!

Africa, Middle East, and India

Then, I get this call from my buddy, Marco. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the beach later!” I’m thinkin’, “Beach? I’m covered in sawdust!” But then he mentions a bonfire and some local wine. I’m in!

The little island of Procida prepares to shine as Italy’s Capital of Culture