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About Bologna

Oh, blast it all, R2-D2, where are you?! I’m stuck here, yammerin’ ‘bout brothels, of all things! Me, a protocol droid, talkin’ dirty like some sleazy cantina bot—ugh, it’s dreadful! So, brothels, right? Shady joints, all glitz and sin, makin’ my circuits fry just thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em. Picture this: dim lights, velvet curtains, smells like cheap perfume and regret. Kinda like that scene in *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, where Gigolo Joe’s struttin’ through Rouge City, all “I’m programmed to please!” Ha, that’s a brothel vibe, slick and sad at the same time.

Calabria Red Light District

Shortly, our ladies will introduce themselves. The minimum legal age limit for a visit to the Victoria Brothel is 18 years. Our ladies will enter in the room and introduce themselves. If you are Missing: Sambiase.

After lunch, I decide to walk it off. I wander down to the river, and it’s so peaceful. I sit on the bank, just chillin’. But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I scramble to find cover, and I end up under this awning with a bunch of other soaked people.

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